The Hammacher Schlemmer Catalog

"Connor and I need motorized powerboats."
"You can have motorized powerboats when I get a swimming pool."

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"Did you notice this? It's a remote controlled pool skimmer. ... Of course, if I were in charge, I would just get a trained seal."
"Would that go with the trained goat you want to get so you don't have to mow the lawn anymore?"




"Maybe instead we'll just stick with taking Connor to the playground / sprayground."